yes
accurate
me
eh then, eh
oh my god this is so true
I always see posts from people lamenting that their Photoshop skills are subpar. Well, those days are over my friends, for I am going to teach you how to make a Quality Graphic™ for Tumblr. Before you know it, you’ll be an expert!
SO JUST CLICK “READ MORE” AND ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE
IF ALL OF TUMBLR COULD JUST READ THIS, EVERYTHING WOULD ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING WOULD EVER HURT AGAIN.
Why do people say “man up, grow some balls”? Balls are vulnerable. If you wanna toughen up grow a vagina- those things can take a POUNDING.
You survived college on nothing but KD and 2-4s.
You’ve seen a Mountie out of dress Reds.
You accept no substitutions for genuine, from-a-tree Maple Syrup.
You don’t zip up your jacket for -10C.
You’ve ordered a Double Double at a coffee shop that isn’t Tims …and got what you asked for.
“Pass me a serviette, I’ve spilled poutine all over the chesterfield” isn’t code.
