June 2012
I watched The Nanny Diaries today which means I couldn’t stop hugging and kissing my babies tonight. If you’ve ever nannied, you should never watch that damn movie. So many feelings. Sometimes, I really wish life had worked out differently. Sigh.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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I apply for every job I’m qualified for and my mum says I’m not looking hard enough. I tell my mum I applied to work at Booster Juice when it opens because my friend knows the manager and can put in a good word for me and she says “oh, because you really want to work there.” I CAN’T WIN. No, I don’t really want to work at Booster Juice but the manager is...
Jun 1st
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Wilf in pink!!!! →
wilfulwilf: If you can spare a pound, euro, dollar, whatever.. then I would be SO SO eternally grateful. Wilf will be in a pink t shirt and collar!!! I’m doing it as part of my work friends. And I’m doing it for a colleague who is very ill with cancer, a friend who is currently fighting it, and my WONDERFUL DADDY who I lost to it. If anyone has a few dollars extra, you should support my...
Jun 1st
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I’m actually really tired of people saying “fuck you” when someone has a different opinion. How can you preach tolerance, acceptance, respect and love when you tell everybody to fuck themselves the second they disagree with you? That’s the very definition of hypocrisy.
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
May 31st
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May 31st
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
May 31st
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May 30th
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mum: now c'mon, cutie or what? this is the interview that was on the other night, hence the text http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBPQoj-zFM
me: uh...cutie doesn't quite cover it...more like "hot damn where are my pants?"
May 30th
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I would live inside a mango if I could.
May 30th
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I really hope the guacamole I just made is going to taste good tonight because I didn’t use any kind of recipe and now I’m really, really looking forward to guacamole.
May 30th
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mum: now what are you watching?
me: Captain America
mum: Are you feeling OK?
me: It's Elizabeth's & Michelle's fault. Also, Stanley Tucci is in it.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
Nobody believes me when they ask what my zodiac sign is and I tell them I have no bloody clue. I don’t believe in that shit so why on earth would I know what it is?
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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a text message from my mother at midnight: my, the australian chap that plays thor in the avengers might be worth the price of admission on cheap night...
May 29th
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The people my dad works with named one of their meeting rooms “Batcave.” You know you work with quality people when.
May 28th
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May 28th
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Some people are just way too Christian for me.
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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I’ve heard several people say that if you sleep with a lot of pillows on your bed, it means you’re lonely. My response is generally “no, stupid, it means you’re COMFY.” but I’ve kind of just realised that when I’m feeling particularly lonely, I sleep in the middle of my bed with a king sized pillow on either side of me and my three other pillows around my...
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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to my uncultured, feral canadian:
lonelychardonnay: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
May 26th
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Officially going to Fan Expo! Wahooooooo!
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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idiotwithalotoflove asked: ✉
May 25th
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fuckmejasmin asked: ✉
May 25th
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delightfullyambiguous asked: go on then ✉
May 25th
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put a ✉ in my ask and i will turn my iPod on...
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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So, I figure, with all the shit that’s been going on in my life…God kinda owes me a solid? I just emailed a former boss about the Summer nanny job she offered me back in February and I’m really hoping she might still need someone.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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I’m a little bit tired of people who expect me to be there for them whenever they need to rant or need a shoulder to cry on but who disappear when I need the same thing in return.
May 23rd
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If you're a praying person, I'd appreciate your...
My grandparents were here a little while ago and my Grandma told us she was diagnosed with lung cancer about a month ago and she’s going to be having surgery in about two weeks. It’s stage one, just one spot on the lung and that’s the only thing that’s cancerous, so they’re optimistic about a successful keyhole surgery but I’m still scared.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Still trying to work out playlists. If I didn’t need all four Battlestar soundtracks and all four Pirates soundtracks, life would be a lot easier.
May 22nd
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